CHANGED YOU MIND
YOU DON'T LIKE IT
YOU CAN NO LONGER USE IT
YOU THINK IT SMELLS FUNNY
ALIENS TOLD YOU TO
YOUR WIFE TOLD YOU TO
YOUR DOG TOLD YOU TO
YOU MUST CONTACT ME FIRST. DON'T JUST SEND IT BACK UNANNOUNCED.
RETURN IT FULLY INSURED VIA U.P.S. , FEDEX OR AIRBORNE EXPRESS. DO NOT SEND IT VIA THE POST OFFICE AND HERE'S WHY: THE POST OFFICE WOULD RATHER EAT THEIR BABIES THAN PAY OFF ON A CLAIM AND TO MAKE MATTERS WORSE THEY DON'T COVER DAMAGE, ONLY LOSS SO IF IT ARRIVES ALL BEAT TO HELL THAT'S ON YOU, NOT ME. SO PLEASE USE ONLY THE LISTED CARRIERS. WITH U.P.S. BEING THE PREFERRED CARRIER.
IF IT ARRIVES DAMAGED IT'S UP TO YOU TO SQUARE IT WITH THE CARRIER, MEANING YOU DEAL WITH U.P.S. OR WHOEVER THE CARRIER IS. IF YOU GET A PACKAGE THAT WAS DAMAGED IN TRANSIT FROM ME I DEAL WITH U.P.S. FOR YOU.
YOU MUST DO SO WITHIN 7 DAYS AFTER IT ARRIVES, NOT 7 DAYS AFTER YOU OPEN IT , TRY TO INSTALL IT OR COME BACK FROM TRAVELING. IF YOU WAIT MORE THAN 7 DAYS IT'LL COST YOU A 20% RESTOCKING FEE.
NOW YOU MIGHT BE THINKING : "HEY LEON, THIS IS BULL PUDDING". WELL IT AIN'T AND I'LL TELL YOU WHY.
I TRY TO ALWAYS KEEP UNITS IN STOCK BUT THERE ARE TIMES WHEN I SELL OUT AND SINCE I DON'T TAKE PAYMENT FOR GOODS I DON'T PHYSICALLY HAVE I LOOSE A SALE. THIS I CAN HANDLE CAUSE IT'S MY FAULT. NOW, IF YOU TAKE A UNIT AND RETURN IT PAST THE 7 DAYS YOU CAN COST ME A SALE AND THAT COSTS ME MONEY, GET IT ?